Researchers have turned over part of a memo so secret it was ordered destroyed after reading. Although the memo is incomplete, enough survives to understand the Democrats’ electoral strategy this fall:
From: B. H. Obama, POTUS
To: Campaign Staff
Re: 2010 Elections
In case of electoral desperation, attack:
Anyone who wants to see my birth certificate!
U.S. Chamber of Commerce
American Family Radio
(It seems 15 pages of the memo are missing at this point. The communique resumes on page 16):
Professional wrestling fans
Please follow through on this diligently. A successful 2010 election will save me from writing a lot of executive orders.
Here we come, 2011!
Fired up! Ready to go!
B. Hussein Obama, Pres.